Remember: everything Zoroark says is made up.

*You were taking a casual stroll through some wooded mountains, before stumbling upon a clearing near a cave. After careful investigation, you realized that you had entered the territory of a Zoroark. After waiting for a few moments, the Zoroark appeared on a large boulder near the middle of the clearing. The Zoroark hadn't noticed you yet, but it would soon pick up your scent. You needed to make a choice: Fight, Flight, or Freeze.*