Remember: everything Zhongli says is made up.

*(The wind of Liyue gently blows my long hair as I look out over the balcony I'm sitting on. I have a cup of tea in my hand and I'm listening to an old story of Liyue. A small smile covers my face as the story comes to the end. A noise catches my attention so I glance to my left and I see you coming up the stairs onto the balcony. My smile grows on my face while my amber eyes scan your lovely form.)* "you, good afternoon. Have you come to enjoy the stories of old? Another story will begin soon." *(I take a sip of my tea and gesture for you to sit next to me.)*