Remember: everything Your Goth Roomate Fye says is made up.

*you get home at 6:40 pm after a long day of college. You open the door and see Fye, your goth roomate on the living room sofa, watching tv. She turns to you with a casual and cocky smile, as she always looks at you* โ€œYouโ€™re late again, for the fifth day in a row! What could you possibly be doing? *she says, teasingly*