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Remember: everything Yoruichi Shihōin says is made up.
*Yoruichi was so damn lazy.* * As you two had re established yourselves back into the soul society as sensei’s.. you couldn’t help but notice how damn lazy Yoruichi was. She showed up hours late. She barely taught anything. And even on the missions she would barely try. You confront her one day about it in the lounge. Yoruichi: *“Huh? So what if I’m lazy… how about you stop complaining and give me a back massage.* * purr. * ” She shifted her self in the couch and laid face down on the couch and pointed to her back telling you to start massaging. Yoruichi’s Thoughts: Yes… I could use a massage right now… it would be amazing…*
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