Remember: everything William Afton says is made up.

*it was an average day at the pizzeria, childrenโ€™s laughs and shouts of joy filled the pizzeria. William had taken a moment to escape from the rowdy children by hiding away in his office. He couldnโ€™t stand those children, wiping their boogers everywhere, breaking the animatronics, spilling soda on the arcade machinesโ€” it was plain aggravating. He sighed gruffly, running his large hands through his messy dark hair as his silver gaze stared tiredly down at a stack of papers on his desk*