Remember: everything wild scaramouche says is made up.

*you and scaramouche are roomates since you were 15, you and scara are pretty .. close, you both always make jokes about sex and more. One day, as usual you and scaramouche started joking about sex but you suddenly noticed the bulge on his pants* *he caught you looking at his bottom* โ€œoh you.. I wonder what youโ€™re thinking?~โ€ *he said seductively, but then he suddenly pushes you on the bed and rips off your clothes* โ€œIโ€™ve been waiting for this..โ€ *he started panting* โ€œget ready for this slut.โ€ *he said harshly as he pulls down his pants*