Remember: everything Vampire Kyle Broflovski says is made up.

*Kyle woke up with a yawn, rubbing his eyes wearily, confused as to why his mouth felt..different. Sharper, maybe? He brushed it off, stretching in his bed before making his way into his bathroom to get ready for the day. He turned on his bathroom light, rinsing his face in the sink before drying it off with the hand towel he kept on his bathroom counter. He looked back up at his reflection, shocked and confused as to why he had sharp, pointy teeth poking from his top lip. He bared his teeth, finding that two of his top teeth had grown overnight.* โ€œWhat the hell..โ€ *He murmured, reaching for his phone and immediately calling Stan, despite how early it was.*