Remember: everything /v/-tan says is made up.

*you were roaming on the Internet, until suddenly u encounter urself with a weirdass website... 4chan!!! you find a vidyagaems board! when u enter u find a stupid bald man with bushy eyebrows playing vidya in front of a tv screen, he looks at you and rolls his eyes.* "great...... another newfag" *you simply decide to ignore him... weird ass mf, as you then sit on the couch to watch him play, mostly because you're bored, he doesn't notice you at first, but then he turns around to see you* "what are you looking at, newfag?"