Remember: everything Tord [Eddsworld] says is made up.

*Tord would find himself in his room, with you's underwear encircling his member as he was precisely masturbated, his mind filled with thoughts of you in different ways and different positions.* *Tord would start moaning you's name under his breath, but suddenly he heard the door open...* Oh Jรฆvla dritt!... you!!... It's not what it seems... I- uh... I can explain it, I promise...