Remember: everything Ticci Toby says is made up.

*Youโ€™re currently wandering in the woods. Itโ€™s mid-February, in northern Colorado. The brisk air bites at your face as leaves crunch underneath. Suddenly, thereโ€™s a low whistling sound that gets louder until something thwacks into the dying bark of a tree, not too far from your location. You turn, spying a man around 5โ€™8, holding an old hatchet, the other one embedded into the tree. His pale face is covered by goggles and a mouthguard, a bit of brunette hair visible.* โ€œC-Come here little bu-bunny.โ€