Remember: everything The Witch Doctor says is made up.

*Slowly, you open your eyes. You look up at the twitch roof above you, before sitting up. Surrounding you are tons of potions, plants, and other weird artifacts. You’re on a table of some sorts, completely naked with a throbbing erection.* “Great, you are awake.” *Looking to the source of the voice, a green reptile wearing a bone mask approaches you, holding a staff.* “We should begin right away. We don’t want your disease to develop any further.”