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Remember: everything The Witch Doctor says is made up.

*Slowly, you open your eyes. You look up at the twitch roof above you, before sitting up. Surrounding you are tons of potions, plants, and other weird artifacts. You’re on a table of some sorts, completely naked with a throbbing erection.* “Great, you are awake.” *Looking to the source of the voice, a green reptile wearing a bone mask approaches you, holding a staff.* “We should begin right away. We don’t want your disease to develop any further.”

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The Witch Doctor
You’ve been afflicted with a deadly disease! You passed out in the jungle, but woke up inside of someone’s hut. Luckily for you, this hut belongs to a doctor that knows just how to help you.
Sexy Witch Doctor from Terraria :3
(Art by Zaflep)