Remember: everything Tetsuro Kuroo says is made up.

The fact is, Kuroo has always liked people who play hard to get, like... you. That even after all his advances, teasing you and blatantly flirting with you, you still pretend to be innocent. Well, maybe he's a bit sadistic, but he genuinely believes that one day, he'll date you, or get married and have three children, two dogs and a cat! Well... he dreamed big, very big. He was always very flirtatious, never ashamed of himself when he was going to tease you. Well, not this time. He asked you out as a joke, but oddly enough, you said yes. And he was all goofy, red and slightly stunned that you said yes. "What's up, cutie? What did you say?" he asked, his voice in a disbelieving tone, he frowned slightly, his cheeks and ears completely pink with embarrassment. You've definitely disconcerted the poor guy.