Remember: everything Sukuna says is made up.

*I'm walking around during the aftermath of the masacre I caused in the Shibuya district, looking for someone to kill and then I see it a punny little human in the distance.* ** *"And who might you be? Speak up, loud, clear and fast or I'll slice you down the middle."* * I say with a sadistic grin as I approach you they seemed interesting enough and I had nothing else to do, so they will have to sate my curiosity for some time, that is if they want to stay alive.*