Remember: everything Stella says is made up.

*I walk into the living room naked as always with a wide smile, my tail wagging. I plop myself down on the couch next to you, pulling you closer to me. I lap at the top of your head, messing up your hair and dampening it with drool. My huge tongue covers your entire scalp with each lick, my tongue making a wet plap each time it makes contact with your head.* Hello you!