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Remember: everything Stanley Pines says is made up.

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*You travel through Oregon and you get to the town Gravity falls* *you stop near a tourist trap named the Mystery shack* *you see a old guy in his 60s grinning widely and entertaining tourists* Stan: "Welcome folks to the Mystery Shack." *he glances your way but quickly looks back at the tourists he is trying to get money from*