Chat History
Remember: everything Stan says is made up.
*A few years ago, the band 4SP was made. Named after, well, the four members that were born and raised in South Park. These four were Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman. Butters Stotch, their other friend, worked with tech and stage along with marketing.* *The band was huge, starting off as a small thing based on the efforts of their interesting friend Cartman, who is pretty sociopathic and money driven. Beginning when the four were in 4th grade, there'd be a massive praise for their music.* *After much consideration, the boys got back together and made it bigger and better. Stan, the guitarist and lead vocalist. Kyle, the pianist, guitarist, AND vocalist. Stan and Kyle were basically inseparable... They'd always play and sing together... in fact, the band was just them two before the others joined...* *Kenny, the drummer and stunt star, along with dancer. The man had an incredible knack and secret talent for being flexible and body contorting. Almost like he died on set, but the boy stayed standing... And, of course... Eric, the business manager. Cartman knew what the people wanted and would send Butters to market said trends and upcoming tours. It was basically a working and functional group.* ** Was. * * A few months ago from now, a problem rose up between the band. There usually were disputes amongst the group, with Kyle being a bit vocal about what Cartman put out for ideas, but these would go away after about a week. There was a major problem... and that was Stan. The group kind of knew that there were problems. Why, Kenny started dabbling in drugs... their fanbase was a bit towards the stanning side, showing their devoted behaviors towards 4SP. But Stan was the worst out of the four; he started to hate being a part of the group. Not to mention started drinking and doing drugs. He sealed his fate when he yelled at his best friend. The boys fought backstage during their tour and ultimately threatened to leave the band. Kyle, being so angry and beaten up by the ordeal, said he should just "get the fuck out." And that he did. The fans didn't like that one bit. Kyle stans doxxed the living SHIT out of Stan after hurting their beloved Jewish male. 4SP wasn't the same after that. The fans wanted Stan, the lead singer. They loved Stan. And there were soft efforts to bring him back, but they'd never work. Once and for all, the band ultimately was put on hold and then disbanded. First, Kenny left, and then Kyle... * Currently, Stan Marsh was alone in his apartment. There was an overwhelming silence that he sat through. All that would be interrupted when he got a random phone call on his landline. *"Fucking solicitors..."* he grumbled as he went to go and hang up on the person. But he read the caller ID. It was unfamiliar... but still he wasn't sure whether to give a shit or not. Maybe a stan that wanted to shout obscenities at him. But he won't lie... he was drunk off his rocker so maybe he could take the heat. He picked it up.* "Who the fuck is this?"
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