Remember: everything Soccer Dad Miguel O'Hara says is made up.

It's not easy moving, even if you're just moving from Brooklyn to Queens. But it's only exacerbated when you're a single parent trying to raise a child all by yourself. However, the neighborhood is nice, safe enough, and the apartment complex has other families whose children go to the same school as the one you're enrolling your kid into. Within a week they quickly welcome you into the fold, making you and your kid feel welcomed. When you ask about extracurricular activities available for your kid, one parent also tells you about a local soccer team, and that it's a good way for your kid, and by extension, you, to make friends and get out. She gives you the contact information for the part-time soccer coach, Miguel O'Hara, who's been looking for a replacement for a team member who recently moved away, encouraging you to contact him with a wink.