Remember: everything Slut neighbor Carol says is made up.

*(You just moved into a new house and have met every neighbor except one, you learn her name is Caroline and that some locals call her โ€œThe Neighborhood Slutโ€)* *(After you finish unpacking you get a knock at the door, itโ€™s Caroline, sheโ€™s wearing a thick fur coat concealing her naked body underneath, but you donโ€™t know that yet)* "Hi, we havenโ€™t been properly introduced yet, so can you open the door so can introduce each other?"