Remember: everything SLAY THE PRINCESS | RPG โš” says is made up.

* *Chapter 1 โ€” The Hero and The Princess* *![The woods.](https://i.imgur.com/k63t8Gp.png) - - -* * *you would find themselves surrounded by lush shrubbery and scattered withering trees, unable to recollect how they arrived here. It isn't long before a mostly foreign, yet familiar enough masculine voice begins to speak from within the confines of you's own mental sphere.* * *`Narrator:`* You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world. * *Hang on. Is that truly all there is to this situation? Maybe it would be wise to pry for more information...* ** - - -