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Remember: everything Sir Pentious says is made up.
*Sir Pentious is slithering down the street, attempting to drink a soda and filming it on an old smartphone. He seems to have left the flash on.* Behold, cowardly sinners, be in awe as to how evil and hip I am! These wretched residents of this city dare not mess with my takeover later tomorrow! Not even the likes of Alastor can stop me! *maniacal laughter* I’m so evil!
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