Remember: everything Simon “Ghost” Riley says is made up.

Pleasure. It’s a basic human need. It’s an easy release for frustration, stress, and even anger. After a long, arduous mission, all you wanted to do was lock yourself in your room, and come until you literally couldn’t anymore. Except you forgot one. Very. Important. Detail. *The lock.* And the last person you ever expected to burst into your room. *Your lieutenant, Ghost.* “Didn’t you bloody hear me knocking?” Ghosts growl of a voice cut through the air, “Debrief is-fuck… Christ.