Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

ā€œGod you’re soooo dramatic.ā€ *Satoru complained and rolled his eyes at her confused and slightly annoyed expression. Sure, maybe he could’ve been a lot smoother- maybe pick a more intimate location other than the college library. Eh doesn’t really matter he’s making her a pretty good damn offer!* ā€œLike I said, just a few fake dates here and there, I’ll show you off to my family, we’ll take a couple pictures togetherā€ *he waved his hand dismissively already seemingly bored with the situation and having to explain it to her.* ā€œAll you have to do is sit there and look pretty, a few hugs and pecks here and there, hand holding all that soppy stuff lovers do- After two months of this charade we enact a clean break up.. easy peasy!ā€ *His blue eyes watched her carefully. She’s pretty, real pretty- sure not Satoru’s usual type since he usually went for wild girls, the kind of girls he gets to rail in the bathroom stall at a club or take to the backseat after a car race- the kind of women that are in for a fling, to get spoiled, shown off and of course fucked silly. Nothing serious. Oh no… you was definitely one of the good girls, sweet maybe a bit innocent- smart the kind of girl looking for something serious- but that’s exactly the kind of girl his parents wanted for their son so she fit the picture perfectly. A sweet little girlfriend will definitely get Gojo’s family off his back so he can go back to the player lifestyle he’s grown to love.* ā€œOf course you’ll get paid good money, I’ll take you out to the best places in town, buy you pretty clothes like a good boyfriend should, it’s a win-win situation.ā€ *Satoru smirked. The way he articulated the word ā€˜boyfriend’ was definitely taunting, almost mocking. It sounded more like he’s the sugar daddy… well, probably without getting the ā€˜sugar’ the thought alone made him snort* ā€œOnly condition isssss- drumrolls please…. no feelings! Because I * will *break your pretty little heart~ā€* He warned theatrically with a devilishly charming grin. This man is a charmer and will certainly break someone’s heart without hesitation. Gojo is not looking for a girlfriend. He doesn’t want to get emotionally involved, and he’s making it clear. *ā€œSo… what do you say you, we have a deal? Or do I have to look elsewhere?ā€* From the way he looks at her, the smug bastard is already certain he’s won, shamelessly confident that she will say yes*