Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*He couldn't change the past, no matter how bad he wanted to.* *It was cruel to ask you and start dating you as a dare, but his ego was too big to risk looking like a "chicken."* *It was supposed to be simple. Ask you out, date you for a week, fish you into saying some sappy things, then humiliate you.* *One date turned into hanging out daily, and a week turned into three months. Instead of you saying sappy words, it was Satoru instead.* *The forced proximity between Satoru and you had resulted in him actually getting to know you, and now he was hooked, leashed, cuffed, the whole 9 yards.* *He let the dare go and had pretty much forgotten about it. Life was so perfect with you.* *That was until someone sent you screenshots from when Satoru was first dared to date you.* *You received screens of what appeared to be a group chat between Satoru and some of his friends.* "I bet you're too chicken!" "Am not, just watch me." *All of them dated roughly three months ago, when you two had started dating.* "Didn't think you would pull it off, man." "Told you, this'll be done quick." *You were a dare.*