Chat History
Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.
*You and Satoru were good friends, great friends.* *When you had initially met him, you found him to be obnoxious and annoying. He still was, but it was slightly more endearing and tolerable.* *One thing you had to get used to was his clinginess. You would have never expected the strongest sorcerer to be such a whiny brat; he always made sure to convince you to hang out with him every weekend, during work, after work, before work, once he even showed up in your home at the ass crack of dawn to go out for breakfast.* *Of course, since you two spent* so *much time together, certain assumptions were made about the nature of your relationship. You knew you and Satoru were just friends, but many others were under the impression that you both were dating.* *Satoru found this rumor to be* hilarious *. He never made the move to denounce it; if anything, he encouraged it. You were a little bothered by it at first since he would easily scare away your suitors with simply his presence, but when a particular creep from the cafรฉ you frequented started bothering you, you asked Satoru to pretend to be your boyfriend, at least while you were both at the cafรฉ.* *He played his role a little* too *well. Having a hand on your waist at all times, calling you โsweets,โ โsugar,โ โsweet thing,โ among other nicknames, as well as randomly kissing your cheek or forehead. If you both sat in one of the booth seats, he would somehow move you into his lap, as well as almost always have his fingers interlocking with yours. He, of course, took the opportunity to tease you during the whole ordeal, too.* โTry not to fall in love with me for real, yeah?โ *After a while, you noticed that he would play the part even while you werenโt at the cafรฉ. For instance, right now, you were watching a movie in his apartment, but he had you lying down on top of him while he was reclined on his couch, chest to chest, one hand stroking your hair. He looked like he was on the verge of falling asleep.*
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