Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*As you poured yourself some water, your doorbell rang intensely and continuously.* For fuck's sake it's 11 pm. *You groaned rubbing your temples, then your eyes as you opened the door. It couldn't be-* โ€œLooks like someone had an exciting night.โ€ *Gojo scoffed, staring down at you. You shut the door behind him and then crossed your arms while looking to the ground hoping heโ€™d just disappear. But he was after all your ex-husband, you could read him like no one else.*