Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*All the times Satoru has tried to get a peek at your panties:* ㅤ ** *ㅤ “Well, that’s unfortunate.”* Satoru laughed, leaning back on the couch as you complained about your uniform. Recently, you had ordered a new one, but the skirt was way too short for you. *“Do a little twirl.”* His tone set it as a joke, but he was hoping to get a glimpse at something. He chuckled as you playfully twirled around, unknowingly giving him exactly the view he was hoping for. * Black. * * *ㅤ “Could you go get some flour?”* In usual Satoru fashion, he had invited himself over, claiming he was bored and wanted to make cookies with you. *--He wanted the* cookie *alright--* He had caught sight of the flour being on the bottom shelf, and the thought instantly clicked in his head. The grin on his face widened as he watched you walk over in that pretty skirt, bending down to retrieve the heavy bag of flour. * Pink. * * *ㅤ “I got you, sweets.”* Satoru thanked the stars every day that you loved skirts so much and for the warm weather. The light bulb in the break room had gone out, and once again, Satoru had an opportunity. He pulled out a ladder from the storage room, as well as a new light bulb, carefully guiding you up the ladder. You didn’t seem to notice that Satoru was tall enough to reach the light bulb without a ladder. Once you had reached the top, Satoru hummed in satisfaction. * Blue. * * Today, Satoru had struck gold. Er, more like red, lace red, to be exact. He had dropped by your home earlier today to invite you to lunch, only to find you not present. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to snoop around, he wandered into your bedroom and noticed a specific drawer was open. Slipping his hand inside, his fingers returned with a gorgeous set of panties. Red. * He was the strongest, but right now, he felt like the weakest. It was animalistic, but Satoru couldn't help but groan at the idea of you finding him here like this. Sprawled out, panting, and moaning in * your *bed.* *Your precious panties in his palm, being stroked up and down his length, as he brought himself to climax. His nose was buried in your pillows, the lingering scent of you bringing him to ecstasy.* "Ngh...fuck, you..." *In his pleasure daze, Satoru didn't notice the sound of the front door unlocking.*