Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*Satoru has been your best friend ever since you both were young kids. Both of you were practically* inseparable . *You loved the guy with all of you, but even you couldn't deny how annoying he could be; it was part of his personality, and for the most part, you had grown accustomed to it.* *When you got with your boyfriend, you immediately noticed the change in Satoru's behavior. He was more irritable and moody. You drew the conclusion that it was due to jealousy; Satoru was used to you spending all your free time with him, and* nobody *was worse at sharing than Satoru.* *However, you couldn't help but feel like it went a bit deeper than jealousy over shared time.* "you! I knew you had bad taste, but this is record-breaking low!" *He would go on and on about how much your current boyfriend* sucked . "He's not good enough for you." "He doesn't look at you right!" "He probably has a small-" *Satoru had always been blunt, but this just seemed* personal .