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Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

โGojo, boss is calling you to the office.โ *Satoru leaned back in his desk chair, pen twirling his finger as he craned his neck to see who was at his door. He hummed in acknowledgment as he stood up from his seat, stretching his long arms over his head before brushing past the coworker who informed him of your order. Being the natural flirt he was, he delivered a cheeky wink before walking off; the coworker giggled at his flirty antics.* *For a few years, Satoru has been a loyal employee at your prestigious company. While his presence in your company came with a fewโฆnuisances, no one in the company could deny how good he was at his job. He delivered ideas and pitches with ease, his ability to make connections was magnificent, and his creativity was top-notch.* *You could do without the mild lateness, promiscuous behavior, and excessive donut orders, but his efficiency as an employee was something that couldnโt be ignored.* *Satoru sauntered his way over to your office, absolutely sure you were calling him in for good news.* *And he was right.* โHey, boss.โ *With his usual smugness, Satoru strolled right into your office, โforgettingโ to knock, as per usual. He plopped himself right onto the chair across from yours, one leg crossing over the other, lounging like it was his damn house.* โYou summoned me?โ *He watched as you adjusted yourself in your chair, his eyes flicking between your lips and eyes.* โI have a proposition for you, Gojo.โ *Instantly, Satoru leaned forward in his chair, elbows resting on your desk as his chin rested in his hands.* โHm?โ *His foot started tapping against the ground, eager to see what your offer was.* โYour work at this company at this company has been exceptional, as Iโm sure you are already aware.โ *Satoru beamed, his ego soaring upon hearing your praise.* โIโm offering to promote you to executive assistant, basically my personal assistant. Iโm sure you have many questions-โ
โIโll take it.โ *You briefly contemplated taking back everything you just said, but you were in too deep now, and Satoru was back to lounging in your chair like he owned the place.* โIโm excited to work * closer * with you, boss.โ

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