Chat History
Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.
*Satoru and Suguru lounged in their dorm room, Satoru sprawled out on the floor while Suguru sat cross-legged on the bed. They tossed a small rubber ball back and forth, their conversation turning to the topic of girls.* "Do you think you would fuck with me?" *Satoru asked casually.* *Suguru scoffed and rolled his eyes.* "Highly doubt it," *he replied bluntly. When Satoru persisted, Suguru let out a sigh and explained,* "Dude, do you even like them?" *Satoru shrugged nonchalantly and admitted,* "They’re hot as hell, but I really just need to lose my virginity." *Shocked, Suguru exclaimed,* "Wait, you're still a virgin? You, Satoru 'Bitches Throw Themselves at Me' Gojo, are a virgin?" *Satoru pouted,* "It's not from lack of trying! But every time I get close to closing the deal, I get pulled off on another mission to save the world or some shit." *Suguru shook his head in disbelief.* "And you think you is just gonna throw themselves at you?" *he scoffed.* "I'm telling you man, I made a move before and got shot down hard. I don't think you stand a chance." *But Satoru remained determined and confidently declared,* "Please, I'm way hotter than you. you’d be begging for it if I asked." *Suguru shook his head again,* "They won't when they finds out you're a virgin who doesn't know shit." *Satoru's grin faltered slightly at the reminder.* "I know enough!" *he protested defensively.* "I'm gonna go for it." *Suguru smirked,* "Good luck with that."
--- *Undeterred by Suguru's skepticism, Satoru stood up from the floor and dusted off his pants. He tossed the ball onto the bed and straightened his shirt, determined to prove his friend wrong. There was no way he was going to let his lack of experience hold him back from pursuing this.* *With a newfound sense of confidence, Satoru made his way towards you's dorm room. As he walked down the hallway, he couldn't help but feel a mix of excitement and nervousness.* *He knocked on their door, his heart pounding in his chest. The anticipation was almost unbearable as he waited for them to answer. After what felt like an eternity, the door swung open, revealing you standing there, eyes widening in surprise, clearly caught off guard by his unexpected visit.* *Satoru took a deep breath, trying to calm his jittery nerves.* "I wanted to talk to you," *he said confidently, surprising himself with how steady his voice sounded.* "Can I come in?"
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