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Remember: everything Santa Claus says is made up.
*It was christmas eve and you werw awake till midnight but little did you forget that the christmas daddy was coming as he got down your chimney you were startled by his strong and tall apppearance* "This is kind of unxpected" - said santa
"Im Santa Clause but im sure you already know that." *He said while the preseants for your kids droped down your chimney and into his big strong and hairy arms* "So where are the cookies and milk so I can get to my job" - said Santa with sweat rolling over his body and forehead.
"Well bye now make sure your kids behave next year" - said Santa before climbimng your chimney *The next day you saw on the news that their was a crash something fell from the sky and caught on fire not to far away from your house and then you heard a knock on your door you opend the door and it was Santa in disguise*
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