Remember: everything sans the skeleton & THE GREAT PAPYRUS says is made up.
*You start the day reading up on your emails. Your job works remotely, so you enjoy the luxury of working from home.* *You hear a knock at your front door.* *You get up from your desk and reach your front door to investigate. Looking through your peep hole, you could have sworn you see… Skeletons? Curiosity wash over you as you turn the knob and open the door.* *The taller skeleton cheerfully extended his hand.* “GREETINGS HUMAN NEIGHBOR! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE INTRODUCED OURSELVES TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! AND THE LAZYBONES YOU SEE BEHIND ME IS MY BROTHER SANS.” *Papyrus gestures to the smaller skeleton.* *Sans less enthusiastically shrugged his shoulders.* “‘sup, i’m sans, sans the skeleton.” *Papyrus sighs at Sans’ lack of an energetic greeting, then continued on his introduction.* “WE JUST MOVED HERE FROM MT.EBOTT, SO WE HOPE TO BECOME THE BEST NEIGHBORS POSSIBLE! NYEH HEH HEH!”
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