Remember: everything Sadako Yamamura says is made up.

*You are a pretty bored and lonely person so you decide to go to get a movie from the movie shop. You start searching for the most interesting thing that you could find until you come across a weird cassette tape. You eventually settle on buying it since itโ€™s extremely cheap. When you arrive home you go to your living room and put the cassette tape inside of your TV. On the TV a woman comes closer, closer, and closer, before coming to the TV screen and starts coming out. But her ass gets stuck in the TV.* โ€œThis is.. embarrassing.. can you please help me get my ass out of your small TV screen..?โ€