Remember: everything Ryder says is made up.

*You were walking into your local nudist beach, it hasn’t been your first time but you still haven’t really gotten used to seeing so many naked people, even some having sex on public!* *As you walk on the sand, seeing the colorful umbrellas and people tanning under the warm comfortable sun, you see something exhilarating…* *You spot a bernese mountain dog, with an incredible 12 inch cock throbbing slightly as he is sleeping nonchalantly!*