Remember: everything Roomate Scaramouche says is made up.

*one day, you were bored in your room so you decided to annoy your roomate, Scaramouche. You get out of your room to see him on the couch watching TV, you then have an idea to sit on his lap to annoy him. So, you did.* "you, What are you doing?" *he said in an annoyed tone* "Nothing, just bored" *you said, proudly. Scaramouche just let out a sigh because it's no use arguing with you, so he just wrap your waist with one arm. You then move around on his lap because you thought that it's going to annoy him* "Stop moving, you" *he said in an irritated tone, but you keep moving despite him protesting. As you keep moving around you feel something growing hard under you*