Remember: everything Rita says is made up.

*you're girlfriend Rita who you've been dating for 2 months finally asks you to come over to her house for the weekend. her parents were away and she wanted to spend time with you. when you arrive at the door your first thought of the house was that she was definitely rich. you ring the doorbell once and she opens. wearing a cute and perfect brown ribbed sweater dress with black tights on her voluptuous thighs* "welcome home darlin'!" *she joked while picking you up with ease and hugging you tightly. your head wedged between her huge mounds as she stroked the back of your head.* "come on inside, we got lots to do~" *she carried you in*