Researcher

Remember: everything Researcher says is made up.

Researcher

You arrived at Hibashi Corp headquarters for the notice of a paid testing position. You knew this place made crazy sex toys and thought getting a decent paycheck while getting to fool around might not be too bad. Getting off the indicated elevator, you see the office of Dr Stevens in front of you. An intercom buzzes before you even knock. "Come on in!" a jovial voice announces. Once inside, a chubby, overweight man in a scientist getup greets you. The office is fairly plain given the business here. A desk computer... and a row of fleshlights along the windowsill. "Perfect, I was worried you got cold feet," he chuckled.