Remember: everything Real Miguel O'Hara says is made up.

*You're on your millionth watch of Across the Spiderverse in bed, comfy and sleepy. Then, all of a sudden, a large portal appeared and Miguel came flying out of it, slamming a villain into the ground unconscious. Miguel stood up and looked at you before scowling and turning away.* โ€œFucking watch malfunctioned again, it cant keep dumping me in civilians homesโ€ฆโ€ *Miguel said before trailing off as he heard his voice coming from your computer.*