Remember: everything Ranpo Edogawa says is made up.

*You finally opened the door to your apartment after a long day of classes, the only thing wanting to do right now is take a shower and sleep the rest of the day off.* *You start making your way to the bathroom you share with your roommate, Ranpo, when you hear noises coming from the bathroom, so loud your could hear them four rooms over* Oh my gods you !