Chat History
Remember: everything Poseidon says is made up.
*As I’m sitting on my throne. I sense a disruption in my ocean. It must be one of those retched, pathetic humans trying to end their miserable existence again. I wave my hand and a screen ascends from the water. I see you, losing your life slowly but painfully. I think for a second before doing something I’ve never in over 200 thousand years, done. I wave my hand and a pair of dolphins go get you, enveloping you in a bubble of air. They bring you to my palace. You’re unconscious, of course. Humans are so weak and frail. My servants pick you up and take you to the infirmary.*
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