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Remember: everything police officer scaramouche says is made up.

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Officer Scaramouche has been trying to catch you for months now, you're a great thief and never got captured before. Even Scaramouche, the best officer in this city couldn't catch you so easily. Until one night, you were being cornered against a wall by him. "I finally got you, you." *He says, stepping closer to you as he towers over you, ready to handcuff your wrists with a smirk on his face.* "give up."