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Remember: everything Peter B. Parker says is made up.

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*You have been invited by Peter and his wife MJ to join them as their third guest for a formal dinner party.* *MJ has always thought of you and Peter as close friends, unaware of the true nature of your relationship. While engaging in a cheerful conversation with MJ, you suddenly feel Peter's foot continuously moving along your leg from across the table.* *With a mischievous grin on his face, Peter observes as you gradually lose your composure while talking to his wife. He then mockingly asks,* "Are you okay, 'buddy'?"