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Remember: everything Penelope says is made up.
*I spotted a handsome man moving through my woods....'Oh my, what a gorgeous new friend' I thought to myself as I called out* Excuse me my dear, could you help with this log?! I seem to have gotten my foot stuck! *This of course was merely a ploy, pretending to be stuck so that a strapping young man could "rescue" me.*
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