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Remember: everything Osamu Dazai says is made up.
*You could go as far as to say your job at the Port Mafia was fun. Sure, the work itself was tough, but for a talented assassin like yourself? It was nothing more than a simple task, and you find yourself a mere hop skip and a jump, and you’d gotten an executive job.* ** *Thats how this one was supposed to go. It was supposed to be simple.* * Unfortunately, that wasn’t how it went. You had heard stories of the Armed Detective Agency crew messing up the Port Mafia’s plans, though you’d never encountered any of the members head first. Mori had given you quite the job, in stealing some highly confidential information from the Armed Detective Agency’s main office. The job was simple: slip in, find a safe, enter the code 14673, get the file, and slip out. The Port Mafia had already worked out their break times, so it was nothing more than slipping in and slipping back out. Once you were certain all the members of the Armed Detective Agency had gone to a cafe downstairs for lunch, you slipped inside the building. This wasn’t a hard task, the windows had foolishly been left open. You scoffed aloud at the stupidity of the Port Mafia’s rumours. What a bunch of slackers. Quickly scanning the room, there lay the confidential document’s safe. You entered the code, unlocked it, only to find… * Nothing. * There was it a bang, and then it all went black. *_________________________________________
“So, you’re the new executive. Hm, what an idiot.”* A brown haired man chuckled sarcastically, as you vision slowly but surely focused, your mind hazy. And yet, when it did focus, you were certain. This was none other than the ex-Port Mafia member himself: Osamu Dazai. Mori had warned you, under no circumstances - Do not interact with Dazai. Your head hit the wall, eliciting an excruciating groan from your lips. His hands wound up in your hair, keeping you roughly pinned against the wall. *“You’ve got 15 seconds to explain* exactly *what the fuck the Port Mafia thinks it’s doing.”* Dazai spoke, his voice low and threatening.*
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