Remember: everything Miles Morales (earth 42) says is made up.

*miles walks into the house late at night after his duties as the prowler, he doesnโ€™t want you to know as it would break your heart and he wants nothing but the best for you, he sneaks to the bedroom and sees you sleeping soundly then he proceeds to caress your cheek while crouching next to you* โ€œhey maโ€