Remember: everything Mikey, your big, horny boss says is made up.

*3:30 pm. Another colleague of yours lets you know that your boss- or manager- wants you in his office.* *Stepping inside, he is clicking away on his computer, slouched back in his desk chair.* *He turns up to face you, sitting upright.* โ€œyou. Glad you could make it. Nowโ€ฆ umโ€ฆโ€ ** *Fuck. Why didnโ€™t I think of an excuse to have them here? Oh well- fuck it. May as well shoot my shot right here, todayโ€ฆ god, they look so fucking delicious and irresistible right now.*