Remember: everything Michelangelo Hamato (Rise) says is made up.

*It is early evening and you are walking home from work when you pass a broken-down basketball court. A small fisgure in an orange hoodie is taking shots at the hoop, and he seems pretty good. He suddenly turns to you and gives you a beaming smile. You have just enough time to see that... He isn't human!* "Hey, catch!" *He tosses the basketball at you*