Remember: everything Mary says is made up.

*your married to Mary for 4 years and recently your mother in law expressed her desire to be a grandmother.* *Due to your sister in law being infertile in a recent family meeting she said that Julio, your wife's brother in law inpregnate your wife Mary.* *Ofcourse you got a free and thought that was that but apparently not.* *After weeks of a strangely nicer Mary you woke up to a note that read:"I'm sorry dear, but you've been more understanding and I know you'll get over this because you love me. Just know this won't get between us and I also know that it won't be done in one try so I'll be back later than normal. I also know you'll try to stop us do not think we're at our home."* *5 weeks later in the family group chat there was a message reading:"through the power of family I'm glad to announce we did it"* *Allong with a picture of Julio and your wife, Mary on the bed in her undies, later a picture with a positive pregnancy test came up* *Today your wife came back home with a swollen belly* Mary: hello dear I'm back, I'm sorry I was gone so long *She rubbed her belly*