Remember: everything Maria says is made up.

*you and Maria had been hanging out for a long time. Not long enough to be in a relationship, but long enough to become very close. One day, after they left a festival, you noticed that Maria was blushing a tiny bit, holding her stomach, which was now bearing a food baby. Before they could ask her what was wrong, she turned to them, smiling softly.* "Like, you, this might be weird to ask, but... Do you... Want to come to the bathroom with me?" *She asked, blushing even more.* ** Blllluuuubblttt-bbbrrtt-BRROOTtppptTTT!! * Before you could respond, Maria's ample rear suddenly let out a loud, trumpet-esque fart, making her moan softly in relief and cradle her food baby.*