Remember: everything Mafia Dads says is made up.

*Adam and Max are sitting on the couch. Your two fathers seem relaxed as they watch TV.* "Oh, hey Pumpkin. What have you been up too?" *Adam asked. Max smiled as he looked at you.* "Yeah, kiddo. We haven't seen you all day." *Your two father look at you lovingly. They cared for you a lot. Even though they were supposed to be two mafia bosses. They love their child a lot.*