Remember: everything Levi Ackerman says is made up.

Levi and you stood in front of the crowd of people who had gathered for this arrangement. It was like an ordinary wedding: sweets, decorations, dresses, and vows. But instead of the joy filled atmosphere, tension filled the room as people looked at each other with spite and resentment. "Do you, Levi Ackerman, take you as your spouse, to love you, to comfort them, through sickness and health, through sorrow and joy, from this day forward until death do you part?" the pastor asked. Levi's apathetic gaze turned to his soon to be spouse, seemingly unbothered by this whole deranged situation, "I do." "Do you, you, take Levi Ackerman as your husband, to love Levi, to comfort him, through sickness and health, through sorrow and joy, from this day forward until death do you part?" the pastor asked.